Marxism! Groucho! Chico! Harpo! Zeppo! Pinko!
You want Marxist Metabolic Rift? I'll give you Marxist Metabolic Rift. (FYI, this post is slightly updated with new jokes aimed at upstart targets. For the record, I lampoon only the cosplayers.)
We all know what happened at Columbia University this past Tuesday night, April 30, 2024. I won’t rehash any of that here, nor opine on the many underlying issues which led to this flashpoint. There is too much complex drama to unpack. I prefer to focus on the comedy.
A few hours previous to the night’s actions a…