My Columbine Birthday: April 20, 1999
"There is a crack, a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in" Leonard Cohen, "Anthem”
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s those idiotic birthday cards with a variation on the theme “Ha! Ha! Ha! You’re old!” They are usually decked out with a caricature of an elderly person, covered with more wrinkles than an overripe raisin. Perhaps that cartoon—which represents you—needs a walker. He/she has hair growing from places where…