Springtime for Bernstein on April 20

Or "Taking Back My Birthday"

When it comes to birthdays, I’m in an exclusive club. Several of my friends as well my accountant also belong to this private coterie. When anyone in this birthday club meets for the first time, we ask each other the same membership question.

April 20? Okay, who else was born that day?

The answer is almost instantaneous: Adolf Schicklgruber, better known …